Ah, ehm. Right then.

I was still trying to make sense of the world last night, or rather this morning, when I noticed that the toilet had two settings. There flush, and then there's FLUSH. I'm sure Jayson and Joe will go all sorts of places with that.
If you click on the picture, it should expand. Note the strange "pull" notice on the door.

The bottom, smaller (perhaps I should say "wee"?) one is less forceful than the big one. Hmm.